Did anyone catch Mo Rocca's Duper Bowl Media Day Report on the Tonight Show?
Maybe it's because I live in Pittsburgh, but good glory, I was rolling!
He tries to tackle Chris Grey of the Seahawks - who walks away with Mo hanging off of him.
He interrupted Steeler, Alan Faneca's interview with "You're an offensive lineman, can you say something offensive right now?" ha. Alan looked confused and gave him a, "Get the hell out of here." ha ha ha.
He asks Chukki Okobi if his friends at his regular job get a kick out of seeing him play football on tv... HA HA! Chukki tells him he works at the Auto Bath House in Monroeville.
He's got the Seahawk's Robert Pollard crying that he's going to die next year because the average lifespan of the Seahawk is 20-25 years and Pollard is already 24.
Bryce Fisher of the Seahawks is being interviewed and Mo interrupts...
Bryce: People think that just because it rains a lot in Seattle we must not have tough guys...
Mo: Actually it rains more in Pittsburgh than Seattle. Pittsburgh has an annual precipitation of 40 inches, Seattle only has 38."
Bryce: Wow.
Mo: Sure. It's just that Seattle's is more disperses as a steady drizzle over the whole year where as Pittsburgh's comes as fits and starts. Pittsburgh also has the most public staircases in America. 700.
Bryce: Wel...Wha... You need to be on Jeopardy.
Mo: Let's talk about the osprey. It has a wingspan of 5.5 feet.
Bryce: Wel.. he he.
Mo: It's also got a white belly and it's got reversible outer toes. And it's got closeable nostrils so that when it dives in the water for its prey it doesn't end up drowning.
Bryce: That was... I did not know that.
Mo: If you need anymore information on the Seahawk aka osprey, I've got this book here, page 96. Please, take your time with it.
Reportedly, he interrupted a similar interview with Maurice Mann... & brought up the 700 stairs again...
Mo: Pittsburgh has more public stair cases than any place in America -- are you intimidated?"
Maurice: "I don't think so. Is that true?"
Mo Rocca: "I looked it up. That obviously means that the Steelers have stronger glutes, which should give them an advantage on Sunday."
ha ha ha ha.
Then we catch Mo bumping chests with Jerome Bettis' mom... after asking her about Steeler touchdown dances.
Rocca also asked several Seahawks "Which would hurt more -- losing to Pittsburgh or sitting on the Space Needle? " Players would grimace - and most said losing to the Steelers.....
Rocca ran his fingers through Grant Wistrom's coveted golden curls.
Mo also wrote a cheer for each team...
"The Seahawk is another name for the osprey;
it's got a wingspan of 5.5 feet,
ChaREEP! ChaREEP! SEAHAWKS!!!"
Somehow, he managed to get the Seahawks kicker, Josh Brown to sing it with him.
& having saved the best for last... there's his Steeler's cheer:
Steel is an alloy
of Iron and Carbon!
You can add nickel,
or manganese!
Smelt It! Smelt It!
You've Got STEEL!!!
Maybe it's because I live in Pittsburgh, but good glory, I was rolling!
He tries to tackle Chris Grey of the Seahawks - who walks away with Mo hanging off of him.
He interrupted Steeler, Alan Faneca's interview with "You're an offensive lineman, can you say something offensive right now?" ha. Alan looked confused and gave him a, "Get the hell out of here." ha ha ha.
He asks Chukki Okobi if his friends at his regular job get a kick out of seeing him play football on tv... HA HA! Chukki tells him he works at the Auto Bath House in Monroeville.
He's got the Seahawk's Robert Pollard crying that he's going to die next year because the average lifespan of the Seahawk is 20-25 years and Pollard is already 24.
Bryce Fisher of the Seahawks is being interviewed and Mo interrupts...
Bryce: People think that just because it rains a lot in Seattle we must not have tough guys...
Mo: Actually it rains more in Pittsburgh than Seattle. Pittsburgh has an annual precipitation of 40 inches, Seattle only has 38."
Bryce: Wow.
Mo: Sure. It's just that Seattle's is more disperses as a steady drizzle over the whole year where as Pittsburgh's comes as fits and starts. Pittsburgh also has the most public staircases in America. 700.
Bryce: Wel...Wha... You need to be on Jeopardy.
Mo: Let's talk about the osprey. It has a wingspan of 5.5 feet.
Bryce: Wel.. he he.
Mo: It's also got a white belly and it's got reversible outer toes. And it's got closeable nostrils so that when it dives in the water for its prey it doesn't end up drowning.
Bryce: That was... I did not know that.
Mo: If you need anymore information on the Seahawk aka osprey, I've got this book here, page 96. Please, take your time with it.
Reportedly, he interrupted a similar interview with Maurice Mann... & brought up the 700 stairs again...
Mo: Pittsburgh has more public stair cases than any place in America -- are you intimidated?"
Maurice: "I don't think so. Is that true?"
Mo Rocca: "I looked it up. That obviously means that the Steelers have stronger glutes, which should give them an advantage on Sunday."
ha ha ha ha.
Then we catch Mo bumping chests with Jerome Bettis' mom... after asking her about Steeler touchdown dances.
Rocca also asked several Seahawks "Which would hurt more -- losing to Pittsburgh or sitting on the Space Needle? " Players would grimace - and most said losing to the Steelers.....
Rocca ran his fingers through Grant Wistrom's coveted golden curls.
Mo also wrote a cheer for each team...
"The Seahawk is another name for the osprey;
it's got a wingspan of 5.5 feet,
ChaREEP! ChaREEP! SEAHAWKS!!!"
Somehow, he managed to get the Seahawks kicker, Josh Brown to sing it with him.
& having saved the best for last... there's his Steeler's cheer:
Steel is an alloy
of Iron and Carbon!
You can add nickel,
or manganese!
Smelt It! Smelt It!
You've Got STEEL!!!
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